dilemma

when u r in a hole full of deep shit, wat wud u do?

wud u quickly make your way out by jumping into another stinky shit hole without looking around clearly?

or wud u hold your breath n wait for next clean hole to jump into? but wud u stil survive by then?

...dilemma.

HCMC 2005 July

pause. be happy.

while walking back to d office after lunch, i decided to do something to make myself happy, n share the happiness with some ppl too.

am not a flower person, but i've always like white daisy.

another gross entry...

dear june,

i thought of replying ur comments in the comment box but it turns out to be long enuf to b a blog entry so this is the story lah:

yes it happens in our very own office toilet, ALL THE TIME. i told yuza bout this before, it was last year when i saw someone conveniently left her shit unflushed, u can imagine those 'brownies' floating there, in case u cant am giving more details here: u know after those 'brownies' being 'soaked' for too long, it'll kinda like 'out of shape' n become softer n it mixes v the urine n toilet paper... simply put, GROSS!

i rushed to hr right after tht. yuza said she sent emails n she pasted notes in the toilet before but no one cares, end of the day she got all the hates from d staffs. i was shocked. i mean, wat the fuck? we r all grown up ppl here, if u do something wrong u gotta admit n shud be thankful when ppl tell u your mistakes. anyway, she highlighted the case to hamish i think, cos later hamish did send an email bout it, putting it in a very nice way lah. n of cos no one wil hate hamish.

the toilet incident makes me become skeptical bout the women in our office, we always see them dress up in expensive designers clothes, speak good english n present themselves in a ladylike manner but many of them use the toilet in a barbarian's way. isnt this is part of our education? tht we shud b hygenic n b considerate to the rest of d ppl who use the toilet too... sign.

by the way, hav u seen period blood on our toilet seats before? another gross chapter begins...

child talk

10 yrs ago i asked my little niece when she was 1 -

me: carrie why is your head so big?
carrie: erm... becos... bocos am cold.

i was laughing like hell cos it doesnt make any sense. i bet she'll deny this if i tell her bout it now.

ya, this happened in a FEMALE toilet

one night i walked into the loo n i saw this.

(she must b too blind to see it...)

this is jus the tip of d ice-berg. this is considred as MILD, i wud not go further to describe wat's MASSIVE... i bet u wud not wanna listen to those gross stuffs either.

so many times we hear women bitch bout how men use toilet but wat the fuck? who ever did this u r slapping ur own mouth! if it's jus a little drip on the seat i wud not make a big fuss over it but hey! it's NOT jus a DRIP, unless an elephant it was.

fuck.

a new year resolution tht never happens

few colleagues n i actually thought of having a new year resolution for 2006 last year end, tht was to stop swearing in foul language. we didnt make it, i myself wud not be able to make it. simply becos when i meet someone or encounter something tht is extremely stupid, beyond all words can describe in the office, i find it's best to add a word 'fucking' before the adjectives. tht really help to clearly define the state of stupidity they r in. fuck.

best in the worst

i believe everyone in the world, no matter how beautiful u r, u must hav experienced the bad hair day before, so it's no big deal after all.

jus tht am a bit unfortunate, i hav it with me in most of my lifetime. it's like a fate. whenever i go for a hair cut it'll become a disaster, unless i jus do rebonding, one length, forget bout watever most happening stylings in d trend, then it'll look... fine, despite a bit alike with a wet mop...

weirdo like me unlike other girls who hav so much tips n info bout grooming, i jus donno how so i become don bother at all... am kinda accept the fact so it doesnt really bother me much. plus, william hung gives me an inspiration, while u cant beat the best, be the best in the worst. i hav no regrets.

lol

agree? yeah, agree.

a nice song wil save u from drowning into the shitty mess u r in, even it's temporary.

how could they...

grow so fast? my eyes r in tears when i re-look into these before n after photos. i stil remember tht night i got him near the drain, soaked in mud n rain. now he's running up n down the house, acting like a little king...

my sunday

i worked my ass out in the house on last sunday. i always hate sunday, cos i always spend my saturday wasted therefore i gotta do all the house chores on sunday.

the house was in total mess especially the kitchen with my saturday's dishes piled up. plus, ever since seven (the new kitten) joins the crowd, the house is always like having a 3yr old in it, toys on the floor, socks dragged out from donno-where, dustbin turned upside down, carpets pushed miles away from where it shud be...

in addition, my cats' vaccination date draws near so i gotta bath them before tht (cos i cant wet them for at least 1 week after vaccination). i couldnt find mossie n seven is too small for the jap, so eventually i only bathed 4. i bathed cathy last but she got pissed n scratched my on the face, luckily she only hit my nose, i thought it's fine til i saw blood dripping all over the floor n on my shirt like being stabbed by a psyco, i was panic n rushed to the mirror, thanks goodness she got me inside one of d nostrils so no scar is seen outside. i jus cant afford to hav scar on my oredi not-so-impressive face.

after the chaos v cathy i need to bath smelly billy next. he is easy to handle but i donno why everytime i bath him, it rains. shit. so i didnt bath my other 2 dogs - cotton n rusty, am sorry. i told cotton i promise i wil bath her next sunday.

then i worked in the kicthen. cleaned all the dishes, cats' litter trays n the toilet (cum store room with lots of stuffs in it). next, vacuumed the floor from kicthen to living room, n mopped them twice. it was almost 8pm when all these were done. i looked at the 2 rooms upstairs i told myself: keep it for next sunday.

9.45pm - i finally clean myself n when i was 'digging' out d boogers i totally forgot bout the wound, the blood started dripping again.

after the drama i went downstairs for a refreshing drink to end d hectic day, i saw seven was dragging the socks n the carpets n his toys n.... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~

my saturday

if u gimme loads of food n countless good dvds in an air-con room, i'll call it a perfect day.

tht's exactly how i spent my last saturday. feel so good doin nothing but behaving like a pig. munching tons of junk food n drinking gallons of cola, then BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP out loud. ah~~~ life is so good when u spend it wasted.

stories behind the scene

a night doesnt seem as fast as it looks like

i captured these shots near d office (i touched it up in photoshop for better viewing after tht). i was on the way home after a late night from work. u can imagine how bad the traffic was, tht allowed me to grap d camera n snapped here n there leisurely inside d car. in fact i shud not use past tense, cos it happens all the time, forever ever, actually. so let me write again:

u can imagine how bad the traffic is, tht allows me to grap d camera n snap here n there leisurely inside d car.

of cos my english is not good enough to lecture bout the grammars here. the point is - if u know kl well, u'll know this area is sucking famous for the traffic jam, the credit goes to the bad-system-bus-stations all around here. there r more than 15 bus n taxi stands in this area, which is not big at all. the worst is, the drivers wud jus park their buses n taxies then go for smoking, having drinks at mamak stalls nearby, chit-chating, or simply jus indulge themself into d "music" inside d vehicles n all these take forever-ever-ever... hence the traffic is built from there n sometimes even jus paralyse becos of these stacks of public transports which r super-duperly insufficient.

so while i was snapping the shots 'leisurely' in the car, my foul mouth was working nonstop as well.

£∞¶§(@*&@#@#$%^*@#*^#@^&*%@(#@+!)!@... (fade off)