when my day comes

i know now is stil chinese new year, but let's talk about death. i think it's a healthy topic n we shud not feel offended even the festive mood is stil in the air.

i'm always not afraid to talk bout death, not only becos i don plan to live long, but i believe the more we talk about it, the more well-prepared we r when the day comes. for instance insurance comes handy when an accidental death happens, unless u r damn rich otherwise please consider buying one cos u wont want ur family clearing ur shitty funeral bills after u r dead. do up a will when u r free, decide ur beneficiary(ries) under ur insurance policy(cies), epf...etc, pls write ur bank accounts info n pin numbers n save it somewhere tht ur family or close friends wil find so tht they know how to withdraw the balance...etc. things like these wil ease up the 'death' situation a lot.

i always thought of dying at the age of 50something, then a friend reminds me about my epf savings can only be withdrawed at age 55, i forgot who u r but i thank u very much cos i totally forgot bout it. so i extended my limit to 60something, not so much difference i think, mayb few more lines on the face.

i wil definately donate watever i hav or i can, hope they r all well-maintained n still usable. burn my remainings for space saving n easy visits, we chinese hav many festivals tht require visits to the dead for paying respects, or 4-digits. i don mind to use my ashes as fertiliser as well, it's really environmental friendly.

i certainly wil be more than happy to know which country(ies) legalise 'putting myself to sleep', any friends reading this n know d answer pls be generous, don keep the good thing to yourself, tell me. i probably need to save up some money for tht. nothing is more humane n respectful than ending my life like this if i were to suffer in serious illneses when am old, n it helps to ease pain of my loved ones too.

keep my grand day simple n nice, nice as in having nice foods for all my friends who come to see me. playing my favourite songs looped in cd is good enuf, don ever hire those bands, from d funerals i attended, i hardly find one good band for occasion like this. n pls don black-mouthed me on this day, no matter wat i did wrong, how bad i treated u, how bitchy i was, am sorry but don do tht, it's for ur own karma.

the last but not least, if i die before all my pets, whoever willing to adopt them n treat them as their own child, i will bless u well, no matter am in heaven or hell.

thank u very much.